As I surf the Internet, I run across what I consider notable quotes! I would like to share those here for all to enjoy!
BTW, if you have some - just let me know! I'll probably throw in a
joke or two also!
Rumors - An Away Message Found on WinMX
"Have heard rumors of life beyond this computer and have gone to check it out. Wish me luck. On my first attempt I made it about 4 feet before the cord on my mouse stopped me. Have since gone to a wireless one and on my 2nd attempt made it as far as the
TV... only to have to return to look up what was on. Having checked that nothing good is on I'm trying yet once more..."
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"Support bacteria --
it's the only culture some people have!
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"A Wise Man can see
more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top
of a mountain." |
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"Life is not
measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take
our breath away." |
Chris Rock
Quotation
You
know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white
guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA
is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing
the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and
the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick',
and 'Colon.' Need I say more?
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Dr Seuss
Quote
I like nonsense - it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a
necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life
through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to
laugh at all of life's realities.
'Be who you are and say what you feel
because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't
mind.' |
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As I said
before, I never repeat myself. |
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There are 3
kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen,
those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what
the hell happened! |
Albert Einstein
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an
hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a
minute. That's relativity.
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything
that counts can be counted." |
Mark Twain
To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I've
done it a thousand times.
"Those who think they know everything, are very annoying to
those of us who do." |
F. P. Jones
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a
mistake
when you make it again. |
H. G. Wells
"Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo." |
Emile Zola
"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing
without work." |
Martin Luther King Jr.
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but
the silence of our friends." |
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"The
difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an
eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was
'committed'." |
Computer Away Message
I can't talk on the computer right now so if, well, actually, I
CAN talk on the computer now. I mean I'm at the computer NOW,
writing this away message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're
reading it LATER, except for you I guess its NOW, like, when
you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so
confusing! |
Ok its a Joke not a Quote!
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure
out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it
supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According
to the picture on the box, it's a tiger. "Her boyfriend decides
to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows
him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He
held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly,
I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, and then.
... "He sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the
box." |
WHY?
1)Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you
can't drink n drive?
2)Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is
prohibited there?
3)When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment, When
a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. |
